The Most Electrifying Introduction

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The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby The Rock » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:40 pm

Finally... The Rock HAS COME BACK to internet forums.

The Rock has come to announce he has chosen the jabroni-ridden stink-pit of Trillek from the high and mighty plateau of Rockland, also known as the 0x10c Forums. The Brahma Bull wants you to know that in a past life, The Rock had a substantial following with about 47,000 combined views on The Rock's threads and sees that some of his companions have already made the jump to here. The Great One wants you to know that he will soon become an intergalactic phenomenon and the millions... (AND MILLIONS) ...of The Rock's fans will soon be chanting his name.

What's that you're saying?
"Oh Rocky, won't the whole Dwayne Johnstone gimmick ever get repetitiv-"
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YA THONG WEARING FATTY.

The Rock does not concern himself with the petty dribbling and complaints of idiots;
"Ooh he's breaking character!" I'LL BREAK YOU IN TWO, RUDIPOO. The Rock says this: The Rock does not limit himself with one gimmick, sucka; The Rock will tap into the millions AND MILLIONS of tropes and gimmicks, whether he has to be the whole damn show, get a "hell yeah" or two or even Edgecate some jabronies on how to know their role and shut their mouth, The People's Champ assures you that Trillek will never... EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVEEERRRR... be the same, again.

IF YA SMELLLLLELELELELELL... WHAT THE ROCK... IS...

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Cookin'.

PS: Speaking of Cooking, the Rock is currently cooking something up with a bunch of other jabronies right now, but this isn't the best place for him to show it. Don't let The Rock's awesome presence fool you, The Great One has lots of previous experience with player management and creating art assets, as well as conceptualising. Smell that.
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby ConnorY71 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:57 pm

The Rock wrote: "Ooh he's breaking character!".


I hope you never break character.
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby The Rock » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:00 pm

ConnorY71 wrote:
The Rock wrote: "Ooh he's breaking character!".


I hope you never break character.


The only thing The Rock will be breaking is the Spanish announce table.
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby ConnorY71 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:02 pm

The Rock wrote:
ConnorY71 wrote:
The Rock wrote: "Ooh he's breaking character!".


I hope you never break character.


The only thing The Rock will be breaking is the Spanish announce table.


Perfection.
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby The Rock » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:08 pm

ConnorY71 wrote:
The Rock wrote:
ConnorY71 wrote:
I hope you never break character.


The only thing The Rock will be breaking is the Spanish announce table.


Perfection.


The Rock says this: who, in the blue hell are you, Mr Fangirl?
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby Mudman2999 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:15 pm

The Rock says this: who, in the blue hell are you, Mr Fangirl?

he is the fangirl?? you are the one who goes around pretending to be the Rock
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby Zardoz » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:24 pm

Yep, I have a blog : http://zardoz.es
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby The Rock » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:27 pm

Mudman2999 wrote:
The Rock says this: who, in the blue hell are you, Mr Fangirl?

he is the fangirl?? you are the one who goes around pretending to be the Rock


Pretending? You think The Rock is pretending to be The Rock? Well guess what, Mudders, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

You are lucky that The Rock is in such a good mood he doesn't check you into the SmackDown Hotel himself!
But The Rock says it's fine, he'll let you off with it if you accept to enrol in his two-step plan weight-loss plan, because let's be honest, you need the work you diaper-wearing lard-bellied jabroni, and lucky for a man with an intellect as yourself the two steps are simple;

KNOW YOUR ROLE and SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Smell that.
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby The Rock » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:30 pm

Zardoz wrote:http://youtu.be/BlPbAcA3h-w?t=11s


That is exactly what The Rock will be doing once the Trillek shmucks release a Mac version of the game; but the Rock asks you this, Chico: what in the blue hell kinda language is this mumbo jumbo columbo speaky freaky video in? Are you Eddie Guerrero?
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Re: The Most Electrifying Introduction

Postby Mudman2999 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:54 pm

You keep pretending that you are the most amazing person ever to join Trillek, but do you actually have any skills besides smack-talking people far more intelligent than you? Not to mention your awful grammar
two-step plan weight-loss plan,
I think you mean 2-step weight loss plan.
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